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 * SCIENCE JOKES AND RIDDLES PAGE**

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!-KS Ha Ha-Mrs. M Loves this one.

Where do snowmen go to dance? A Snowball!-KS Nice one- from Mrs. M

1. Why did the skeleton not cross the road? He had no guts. hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah-ZS hahaha 2. What do astronauts eat? Launch ( get it lunch,)- EW Ha Ha! That's really funny haha JL

3. Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: "Why do you look so sad?" The other responded: "I lost an electron." Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?" The other replied "I'm positive."- LC

4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - DS BS: I think I heard that, some where

5. What is a thunderstorm's favorite game? Twister!

6. What happened to the two silkworms when they met each other? They got caught in a tie.

7.What has a ring, but no fingers? A telephone! -LC2, Hahahaha that is so funny!~KB

9. Where do baby cows eat? In the cafeteria! Hahahahaha! SB: You forgot the L, but I get it.

10.Q.How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? A.By its bark! CF54 hahaha very funny 11. Where does one put the dishes? In the Zinc!

12.Teacher:What is the chemical formula for water? Student:HIJKLMNO! Teacher:What on earth are you talking about? Student:Yesterday you said it was H to O! LC- Thats too funny!! :) AO- I like that one!! :) :) CM-Lolololololol thats funny HI- lol! :) Nice joke! 13. Why didn't the pteradon walk across the road?

14. What is a sponge's favorite game? What

15. Why Did the Martian wear his red suspenders? He could not find his asteroid belt!

16. LC2 - What is a teachers favorite music? Classical!

17. LC2 - What is a SOCIAL STUDIES teachers favorite music? Country!!! 18. PA- Why did the astronaut move out???? He wanted more space!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

19. Do dolphins do things on accident? No they do them on Poirpose!!!

20. What is a tornado's favorite game? Twister of course!

21.CS-Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area! HAHAHA!!!!!

22. What do you take for motion sickness on a cruise? Vitamin sea!

23. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna a fish.

24. Two snakes are sitting on a garden wall. One snake asks, are we poisonous?. The other one says, I don't know,why? Then he says he bit his tounge! - JMK

25. HO - Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chicken's were't invented. 26.When one guy stole another guys cheese what did he say?Hay thats noch yo cheese!HA HA HA HA BY-RF

26. Why don't bananas ever get lonely? Because they always hang out in bunches! NCC

27. Why did the girl wash her mouse? She wanted it to be squeaky clean! NCC

28.What's a bird's favorite song? Happy bird-day to you! NCC

29. Why did the student study in the airplane? He wanted a higher education! NCC

What is harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath! NCC

Why did the cow cross the roud? To go to the Moo-vies! NCC

What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop. NCC

Why did the horse cross the roud? She wanted to see her neigh-bor! NCC

What is a bird's favorite feeling? Eggcited! NCC RF-What is tony Hawks favorite cereal? Trix RF-Why did the dog go to court? (Mrs. M loves this one!) It got a barking ticket. RF-What is a birds favorite cookie? A choclate chirp. RF-What bird is with you at every meal? A swallow. RF-What is the most valubale ant? An ant-ique.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh -KMetz

1:what do you want to be when you grow up? 2:A vet. 1:What do they do? 2:They help animals when they're sick. 1:Well you should give that a shot. -KMetz

Cell: Eat your dinner honey. Cell 2: Why? Cell: Because it will make you stronger. Cell 2: But I don't like celery! -AW PB-HUH?

Why was the glass not funny Because people could see right through him -KMetz

Teacher-Are you taking notes? Billy-No Teacher-Why not? Billy-Because I am Billy, not "Taking Notes!" -PB

What is the most popular food on MARS? MARShmallows!!! -EP

What do ducks eat? Quackers!!!!!!!! -MG